yes i am most definitely just an easy slut because just look at all the guys i mean WWwwOOOoooOw.
wow i havent had sex in forever like literally forever because im a virgin
(Source: rumour, via to-infinityyyyy)
basically if you don’t talk to me first i’ll never talk to you
(Source: uoa, via toodopetoexist)
| what you said: | I like metal music |
| what they heard: | sometimes at midnight Satan my dark lord and I go to his basement and have jam sessions which then turn into orgies with Hitler and Mussolini |
| me: | closes wrong tab |
| me: | PTERODACTYL NOISE |